

Frankie: Aw, don’t pick on me, Curly, I don’t feel good. I ain’t been able to sleep a wink for the past two weeks.
Phil: Well then, Frankie, you oughta do somethin’ about it.
Frankie: Yeah, maybe I oughta start goin’ to bed nights.
- The Fitch Bandwagon, 1947-03-09


I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures of his house because I am not an asshole, but he just put an addition on his already batshit insane house and I am dying to share.
He lives in a 1950 PanAm passenger plane. I have no fucking clue how he got it here, because weβre nowhere near a runway and it still has its wings and its landing gear. The living space is a solid 15 feet off the ground and he has one of those old school staircase vans as his front step. I would assume its not terribly different from living in a trailer or other mobile home, but its way better insulated because its a plane.
Anyway, he just finished a glassed in porch that comes out of the pilots side of the cockpit and its so cool. This isnβt some gimmicky airbnb, this is his house and the commitment to the bit is legendary.
His greenhouse is a fire engine.
this post is getting notes and now my notifs are a solid mantra of βI will not dox my neighbour and post pictures, I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures, I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures β
I forgot I can do that.
His tail number is his house number
Jimmy Buffett is a feminist king for taking the blame on losing his salt shaker when he could’ve easily blamed it on a woman like some people did
radio margaritaville is airing Jimmy’s first ever broadcast on the station and jimmy is DJing 😭
He just read the weather report for a bunch of different places and he finished on Paris weather and it was literally a segue to play Joni Mitchell “Free man in Paris”


i’m a simple girl: i see sunlight on the water, i find god
i hear the laugh of someone i love, i find god. the setting sun fills my room, i find god. i eat fresh strawberries off the vine, i find god. someone rests their head on my shoulder, i find god.